Carrots

So a while back, Chelsea and I were discussing "comfort foods." Most girls pull out the kegs of "Triple Choc Choc Choc Chocolate Chunk" or "Uncle Booba's Big Belly Batter Brinkle" when they want to cry through life, but I told Chelsea that carrots are a great emotional food. Have you ever eaten carrots when you're angry or in the mood to eat emotionally? It's SO effective. You just hack away at them super-aggressively with your chompers--horsee or rabbit style. And the great thing is, you can keep shoving them in at break-neck speed and even after a half hour, you've still only done something good for your body. (Yay vegetables!) Give it a shot one of these days when you think you need ice cream. I highly recommend it! :)

Warning: do not eat too many. Your skin will turn orange and then we will tease you.